9 years in the making... THE HOWDIES ARE BACK! Roll out the red carpet 'cause it's time for our "annual" end-of-year celebration of the best How Did This Get Made moments. There's A LOT to cover since the 2nd Howdie Awards, so eligible moments for this year's ceremony include anything from Ep. 139 Simple Irresistible through Ep. 376 Driven. Who will fill their Howdie sack with awards like Best Catchphrase, Most Bonkers Flying Entity, June's Most Savage Dislike, Best Second Opinion Review, and Most Baffling Choice By A First Responder? Throw on your tuxedo or evening gown and tune in to find out!
9 years in the making... THE HOWDIES ARE BACK! Roll out the red carpet 'cause it's time for our "annual" end-of-year celebration of the best How Did This Get Made moments. There's A LOT to cover since the 2nd Howdie Awards, so eligible moments for this year's ceremony include anything from Ep. 139 Simple Irresistible through Ep. 376 Driven. Who will fill their Howdie sack with awards like Best Catchphrase, Most Bonkers Flying Entity, June's Most Savage Dislike, Best Second Opinion Review, and Most Baffling Choice By A First Responder? Throw on your tuxedo or evening gown and tune in to find out!
[00:00:00] Scott Sonne: Hello and welcome to the Third Annual How Did This Get Made Howdie Awards. Join us as we present the finest moments from the last, uh, nine years of the How Did This Get Made Podcast. So brace yourselves and welcome your hosts for this star studded event, Tall John Scheer, Jason Mantzoukas and June Diane Raphael.
[00:00:36] Paul Scheer: Hello people of Earth and welcome to the Third Annual Howdie Awards. I am joined as always by my two amazing co-hosts, Jason, June. How are you?
[00:00:45] June Diane Raphael: Great to be back nine years later.
[00:00:47] Jason Mantzoukas: Thrilled to be here, but I'm so sorry. Did you say the third?
[00:00:50] Paul Scheer: Yes.
[00:00:51] Jason Mantzoukas: Annual?
[00:00:51] Paul Scheer: Yes.
[00:00:52] The third annual Howdies?
[00:00:54] Paul Scheer: Yes. So we've been doing, uh, How Did This Get Made for 15 years, and this is the third Annual Howdie where we round up the best of the year.
[00:01:02] Jason Mantzoukas: Okay. But the annual suggests.
[00:01:04] Paul Scheer: Yes, yes.
[00:01:05] Jason Mantzoukas: Best of the year, like you just said, Paul. But the, we've been doing the podcast for 15 years.
[00:01:11] Paul Scheer: So we missed like maybe one or two.
[00:01:12] Jason Mantzoukas: I, I think we've missed quite a few. You know what, I, I'm not gonna poke too many holes in this. I'm wearing my tuxedo. I couldn't be more excited to be here.
[00:01:20] June Diane Raphael: Listen, the pandemic, the fires, a lot of things happen. So.
[00:01:24] Paul Scheer: I mean, now, you know, you bring up a good point. People out there may not even understand what we're talking about because it has been so long since we have done.
[00:01:32] Jason Mantzoukas: There's a good chance that a lot of our audience have never heard of Howdies.
[00:01:35] Paul Scheer: Yeah. We haven't done this.
[00:01:36] June Diane Raphael: Wow.
[00:01:37] Paul Scheer: Since 2016.
[00:01:39] June Diane Raphael: I mean, children have been born.
[00:01:41] Jason Mantzoukas: Oh, children are.
[00:01:42] June Diane Raphael: They're probably now listening.
[00:01:43] Paul Scheer: The stars of films. I mean, this is a, was Chalamet even alive at the first Howdie? I don't know.
[00:01:49] Jason Mantzoukas: Oh, yes. I mean, I mean, who knows? Who amongst the Geek Sqwad was alive when the Howdie began. That's what I, I'd love to see the Venn diagram of.
[00:02:00] Paul Scheer: We know Jeremy Allen White was 'cause that motherfucker's old. June, you haven't, we haven't talked to you about the Geek Sqwad at all.
[00:02:07] June Diane Raphael: I've heard rumblings.
[00:02:08] Jason Mantzoukas: Oh, you have?
[00:02:09] June Diane Raphael: Rumbling.
[00:02:09] Jason Mantzoukas: Okay. I was gonna ask if you knew anything about it. Okay.
[00:02:11] Paul Scheer: Yeah.
[00:02:11] June Diane Raphael: No, it was like Geostorm, like I had to kind of put it together for myself, you know?
[00:02:16] Jason Mantzoukas: Isn't that fun?
[00:02:18] June Diane Raphael: Yeah. It's like we have to make meaning. Always. Everywhere. And I sort of had to do that on my own from any clue I got.
[00:02:25] Jason Mantzoukas: Just, just to, to be super quick, June. Geek Sqwad is to us, like Brat Pack was to our, our generation.
[00:02:32] Paul Scheer: And these are young people who are, I mean, we are using the term Geek Sqwad not to imply they are geeks, but more they are the people helping old people with technology, like they're bringing the past and the future together, right?
[00:02:44] Like, so it's sort of like, uh, the Geek Sqwad originally was helping people get like a Blu-ray player, you know? So this is kind of what they're doing. They're helping bring entertainment to the masses. And those people are, and this is a old list potentially. Jenna Ortega, um, Margaret Qualy, um, Jeremy Allen White, Sidney Sweeney,
[00:03:04] Jason Mantzoukas: Jacob Elordi.
[00:03:05] June Diane Raphael: Yes.
[00:03:06] Jason Mantzoukas: Austin Butler, Elvis.
[00:03:07] Paul Scheer: Timothy Chalamet.
[00:03:08] Jason Mantzoukas: To me, Elvis is a quintessential one. If you have played a boomer icon, you're in the Geek Sqwad.
[00:03:15] June Diane Raphael: Got it. Is there any difference between, like, is anybody at the Genius Bar or it's all the, everybody's just?
[00:03:22] Jason Mantzoukas: Oh, wow. Oh, now that's interesting.
[00:03:24] June Diane Raphael: Geek Sqwad.
[00:03:25] Jason Mantzoukas: I love. 1st of June. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the dialogue. Welcome to the debate. Thank you for introducing a new tier. Ba ba ba. Genius bar.
[00:03:36] June Diane Raphael: 'Cause the Geek Sqwad as we know them.
[00:03:38] Jason Mantzoukas: Yes.
[00:03:39] June Diane Raphael: Like they're already kind of outdated, so like, I don't know who's matched.
[00:03:43] Paul Scheer: Well, we, we did, just so you know, the lore was that the Geek Sqwad uh, was meeting in an abandoned Best Buy because that's the only place they could kind of hang out, uh, without being like attacked by throngs of people trying to get something from them.
[00:03:58] June Diane Raphael: Oh, wow.
[00:03:59] Jason Mantzoukas: You've missed a lot June. You missed a lot.
[00:04:01] June Diane Raphael: I know, I know.
[00:04:03] Jason Mantzoukas: I mean, and all of this happened, and to be clear, I believe one episode.
[00:04:07] June Diane Raphael: Wow. I do feel like I miss the, the moments that like, you know, matter. I miss the moments that matter.
[00:04:14] Jason Mantzoukas: Oh wow. That's a what a sad thing to say at the at the beginning of the Howdie.
[00:04:20] June Diane Raphael: I know. It's not the energy that usually kicks off an award show.
[00:04:22] Jason Mantzoukas: That's, everybody gets a t-shirt, each of us gets to have our own t-shirt. June's right now might be, I miss the moments that matter.
[00:04:31] Paul Scheer: And you know what? So have our audience, because we have not done the show in a very long time. 2016 was the last time that we did a Howdies.
[00:04:38] June Diane Raphael: And I just wanna say paul, just to, to like there truly, was there a reason we stopped doing the Howdies?
[00:04:47] Paul Scheer: Yes. Uh, because, uh, the reason was, uh, at the time our producer Codi, we love Codi still with us in, uh, you know, in the grander scheme of, uh, How Did This Get Made? But it was so time intensive ah, to get all these clips, find these clips.
[00:05:06] And the reason why it was even instituted in the first place at a certain point was to give us a little bit of breathing room when we had our, uh, our first and second child. I believe that those two Howdies.
[00:05:18] Jason Mantzoukas: Those were the first sets of Howdies.
[00:05:21] Paul Scheer: Yeah. Two of the Howdie were done in concordance with, uh, the birth of our children.
[00:05:27] June Diane Raphael: That I'm remembering.
[00:05:28] Jason Mantzoukas: Wow.
[00:05:28] June Diane Raphael: Paul. That I'm remembering. Uh, so I was trying not to miss moments that matter.
[00:05:32] Jason Mantzoukas: Right. Here we are doing the third Howdie. Is there something you guys would like to announce?
[00:05:38] Paul Scheer: June, uh, here, here's what I'll say. Normally we would be covering just a year. Like if the Howdie worked, it would be the year from January to December, that would be it.
[00:05:53] But instead this Howdie is covering anything mentioned between episode 139, which is Sarah Michelle Giller and Simply Irresistible, good one all the way through episode 376.
[00:06:11] Jason Mantzoukas: Wow.
[00:06:12] Paul Scheer: Sylvester Stallone's Driven. So 139 to 376. It's a wide ber, a wide birth.
[00:06:19] Jason Mantzoukas: Oh my god.
[00:06:21] Paul Scheer: Of best of moments. So you can imagine a lot of best of moments on the floor.
[00:06:25] Jason Mantzoukas: A lot of stuff is included in that 10 year span.
[00:06:30] Paul Scheer: Yes. And, and I will say, uh, keeping in tradition, no one has voted on this. Uh, we have picked the winners arbitrarily on a whim. So don't get mad you didn't miss the voting because that would, again, be time intensive for us to do. Again, we don't, don't have the time.
[00:06:48] Jason Mantzoukas: Also, who cares, right?
[00:06:51] June Diane Raphael: That part too. Not everything. Listen, democracy's dying everywhere. Like why should the Howdie be any different?
[00:06:58] Jason Mantzoukas: If you're mad at the Howdie unsubscribe from the podcast, you've fundamentally misunderstood what we're here doing.
[00:07:05] Paul Scheer: Well now, Jason, I will say though, while you, while you say that with such a, a full voice, you have still never won a Howdie.
[00:07:13] Jason Mantzoukas: I have not. I have not. And, and, and that please don't take that as an example of why I am, I think the Howdie are a corrupt organization.
[00:07:21] Paul Scheer: Okay. Got it.
[00:07:21] Jason Mantzoukas: That's Fifa.
[00:07:22] Paul Scheer: Yes.
[00:07:22] Jason Mantzoukas: Yeah. Um, wait. Are we giving a peace prize to our president? Is the pod are we awarding a peace prize to the president? Just like the other corrupt organization known as Fifa?
[00:07:34] Paul Scheer: We are giving out, uh, an award to our president. We are also gonna spend a majority of this episode railing against the Golden Globe Organization for not nominating us for best podcast.
[00:07:45] Jason Mantzoukas: I just heard.
[00:07:45] Paul Scheer: Yes.
[00:07:45] Jason Mantzoukas: I just heard they nominated podcasts and not only were we not nominated, uh, I assumed we would have already won.
[00:07:53] Paul Scheer: No, yeah, no, that's what I thought too. But no, apparently not nominated did not win.
[00:07:59] June Diane Raphael: Yeah, those awards are bought and sold.
[00:08:01] Jason Mantzoukas: Yeah.
[00:08:01] Paul Scheer: Yeah.
[00:08:02] Jason Mantzoukas: It's disappointing and if you are angry about it. Go somewhere else and tell them.
[00:08:07] Paul Scheer: Yeah.
[00:08:07] Jason Mantzoukas: Don't tell us you're angry about it.
[00:08:09] Paul Scheer: Yeah. We had to do.
[00:08:09] Jason Mantzoukas: We were angry too.
[00:08:10] Paul Scheer: We couldn't afford it. We couldn't do it. We were, we were, we couldn't even afford interns to, to figure out these Howdies. Uh, we had to make Scott do it. Uh, Scott working overtime for this, uh, Molly working overtime. So anyway, let's get into it. First. Howdie of the night. We have a lot to get through, obviously.
[00:08:26] Uh, first Howdie of the Night is Best Catchphrase.
[00:08:32] Scott Sonne: The nominees for Best catchphrase are "Put her in a bra." From episode 162. My Stepmother is an Alien.
[00:08:41] Audience Member: Have you ever ripped a negligee open?
[00:08:45] June Diane Raphael: No.
[00:08:45] Paul Scheer: It was, why not just put her in a bra? By the way, she's practically, I mean, you're seeing a lot in that scene anyway. Just put her in a bra. Like, and then just have bra.
[00:08:52] June Diane Raphael: I loved what she wore.
[00:08:54] Jason Mantzoukas: Put her in a bra, you weirdo, just like put her in a bra.
[00:08:58] June Diane Raphael: Stop saying it.
[00:09:02] Jason Mantzoukas: Put her in a bra.
[00:09:04] Audience Member: But get really specific about the bra.
[00:09:07] Paul Scheer: A black lacy bra. You know, real thrower. Lacy, black, Lacy.
[00:09:11] Jason Mantzoukas: Just throw her in a bra. Um, can we get wardrobe over here with some bra options? We're gonna put her in it.
[00:09:24] June Diane Raphael: Put her in it?
[00:09:25] Paul Scheer: Put her in a, put her in a bra.
[00:09:27] Audience Member: I like when you said throw her in it. That's more violent.
[00:09:29] Jason Mantzoukas: I'm just gonna chuck her in a bra.
[00:09:32] June Diane Raphael: First of all.
[00:09:34] Jason Mantzoukas: Just put her right in it. That's a t-shirt. Put her in a bra.
[00:09:38] Paul Scheer: Put her in a bra. Is the new getter done.
[00:09:43] Jason Mantzoukas: Put her in a bra.
[00:09:44] Paul Scheer: Put her in a bra.
[00:09:47] Jason Mantzoukas: That's just a great thing to end sentences. And I told him to fuck off, put her in a bra.
[00:09:54] Paul Scheer: $90 for cable? Put her in a bra.
[00:09:58] Jason Mantzoukas: Hey, use your blinker asshole. Put her in a bra.
[00:10:03] Paul Scheer: I don't need four gelato shops on my block. Put her in a bra.
[00:10:08] Scott Sonne: Geostorm from episode 186, Geostorm.
[00:10:14] Jason Mantzoukas: I love this movie. I love Geostorm. Geostorm!
[00:10:24] Paul Scheer: This is, uh, it's a great movie, especially.
[00:10:29] Jason Mantzoukas: Geostorm! I would like for that to become a thing. Oh, I would like for people to just start screaming Geostorm in public and then not answering questions as to why you did it.
[00:10:43] Paul Scheer: I feel like the proper response would be to yell back kumate. I feel like that would be the call and response perhaps. We are very excited to bring, uh. I think one of our, uh, favorite, uh, people on the show.
[00:10:57] Jason Mantzoukas: Speak for yourself.
[00:10:59] Paul Scheer: Please welcome Jessica St. Clair. Welcome Jessica.
[00:11:09] Jessica St. Clair: Thank you.
[00:11:10] Paul Scheer: So exciting to have you here and to put you through this.
[00:11:13] Jessica St. Clair: Yep. Well, the only thing that makes me more sick than a post-apocalyptic future movie is one about a natural disaster.
[00:11:23] Jason Mantzoukas: That takes place in the future.
[00:11:25] Jessica St. Clair: That's right. One year in the future. Right?
[00:11:28] Paul Scheer: Well.
[00:11:28] Jessica St. Clair: Uh oh.
[00:11:29] Jason Mantzoukas: Geostorm!
[00:11:35] Paul Scheer: I say Geo. You say storm. Geo.
[00:11:37] Audience: Storm.
[00:11:37] Paul Scheer: Geo.
[00:11:38] Audience: Storm.
[00:11:38] Paul Scheer: That's great.
[00:11:40] Scott Sonne: Where does the Butt Start?" From episode 140, Mannequin 2: On the Move.
[00:11:47] Jason Mantzoukas: We have lost our minds. We are just passing around a computer there looking at naked dolls for sale on eBay. Guys. What is happening?
[00:11:56] Steve Agee: There is a cleft there.
[00:11:57] Paul Scheer: Yeah, I see it.
[00:11:58] June Diane Raphael: There's nothing there.
[00:11:59] Jason Mantzoukas: There's, there is a
[00:12:00] June Diane Raphael: Completely smooth.
[00:12:01] Steve Agee: There's a little camel top. There's a cloven.
[00:12:03] Jason Mantzoukas: There's a, there's a little, there's a suggestion of of, of a, of an opening. There's a hint of nick.
[00:12:10] Paul Scheer: Well, 'cause the butt has to start.
[00:12:12] Jason Mantzoukas: Yeah.
[00:12:14] Steve Agee: Her butt has to start.
[00:12:16] Jason Mantzoukas: Where does that's, that brings up a good question dude. That brings up a question. Where does the butt start, Paul?
[00:12:24] Paul Scheer: Well, I was saying the.
[00:12:26] Jason Mantzoukas: Where does the butt start?
[00:12:27] June Diane Raphael: Do me a favor, look up, naked Barbie ass or butt.
[00:12:38] Steve Agee: I can't.
[00:12:39] Paul Scheer: Alright, so this is, this is a naked Barbie butt right here. And then there we go.
[00:12:50] Steve Agee: That shit.
[00:12:51] Jason Mantzoukas: Okay.
[00:12:52] Paul Scheer: That is genital. That's, and it goes underneath. You see it goes in between.
[00:12:58] June Diane Raphael: Up a current one.
[00:12:58] Jason Mantzoukas: Oh my God. What, what? That, that's the same thing. The Ken was an old one that had that underwear.
[00:13:03] Paul Scheer: Yeah. We're gonna be putting on all this.
[00:13:04] Jason Mantzoukas: Guys. What is it? Fuck you.
[00:13:06] Steve Agee: I'm gonna throw up guys.
[00:13:08] Jason Mantzoukas: I love that this is where this podcast has gone.
[00:13:11] Steve Agee: Uh, you guys need a, How Did This Get Made t-shirt that's just a Barbie crotch.
[00:13:16] Jason Mantzoukas: Yep. And this, it says, where does the butt start?
[00:13:18] Steve Agee: How Did Get Made?
[00:13:19] Jason Mantzoukas: Where does the butt start?
[00:13:20] Paul Scheer: Well, here's a comparison. Oh, this is interesting. Nineties.
[00:13:29] Jason Mantzoukas: This is interesting?
[00:13:30] Paul Scheer: Nineties Barbie. Nineties. Barbie has underwear.
[00:13:34] Jason Mantzoukas: Really?
[00:13:35] June Diane Raphael: No.
[00:13:35] Paul Scheer: But 2000s Barbie doesn't.
[00:13:37] Oh,
[00:13:37] Steve Agee: what about earlierBarbie?
[00:13:38] Jason Mantzoukas: Well, that's, that's the same as pubic hair.
[00:13:40] June Diane Raphael: That's not true, Paul.
[00:13:40] Jason Mantzoukas: That's the same as pubic hair. 'Cause nineties Barbie had a landing strip. And 2000 Barbie had nothing.
[00:13:45] June Diane Raphael: That's true.
[00:13:46] Steve Agee: Oh my gosh.
[00:13:48] Jason Mantzoukas: Oh boy.
[00:13:49] Paul Scheer: This is.
[00:13:49] Jason Mantzoukas: This is pretty great.
[00:13:50] Paul Scheer: Um, I love it all. Uh, well, um, I think we've talked about everything in this movie that, oh, I did wanna say. So when that guy, when the, when the bad guy is now re-put back together, like.
[00:14:05] Jason Mantzoukas: I love it. We're not, we're not gonna recover. We're never gonna recover. This is we, this is what this show is about.
[00:14:12] Scott Sonne: Fuck the Moon from episode 294, MoonFall.
[00:14:18] Jason Mantzoukas: What's up jerks? Fuck the moon. Fuck the moon. Fuck the moon. Fuck the moon. Fuck the moon. Fuck the moon. That's what I'm talking about, LA. Oh, when every time they showed the space shuttles said, fuck the moon. I was like, this is the best.
[00:14:42] Wow. I mean, these are all bangers. These are all bangers.
[00:14:45] Paul Scheer: Really. I mean, when you look at back, it's like Mannequin 2: On the Move. I believe we were still in the, uh, EARWOLF Studios for that one.
[00:14:54] Jason Mantzoukas: Oh, I, yes, for sure. With Agee.
[00:14:55] June Diane Raphael: I remember this. I remember, gosh, see? See, I'm getting a little confused because where does the butt start? It sort of reminds me of when Paul had to draw the picture of the sex pillow.
[00:15:07] Paul Scheer: Yes. That's a different night.
[00:15:08] Jason Mantzoukas: Yeah, we looked it up. I think we looked it up online. We were looking at pictures of Barbies online or something.
[00:15:14] June Diane Raphael: That's right.
[00:15:14] Paul Scheer: So we don't know where the butt starts.
[00:15:16] Jason Mantzoukas: I mean, put her in a bra. So good. So funny. Geostorm though to me is, has taken over it it people yell it to me all just recently in New York, multiple people yelled it to me on the street. It is. So it looms so large.
[00:15:33] Paul Scheer: Gerard Butler. Yelled Geostorm.
[00:15:35] June Diane Raphael: That's right. It's kind of the name of the podcast in many ways.
[00:15:38] Paul Scheer: Yes.
[00:15:38] June Diane Raphael: And maybe we should have submitted that for Golden Globe.
[00:15:42] Jason Mantzoukas: It's blowing my mind that three of the Howdie eligible catchphrases. All came within the same 40 episodes, episode 140, episode 162, and episode 186.
[00:15:56] June Diane Raphael: Wow. What a time.
[00:15:57] Jason Mantzoukas: So they're all. What a fertile era of the podcast.
[00:16:00] Paul Scheer: Yeah.
[00:16:01] June Diane Raphael: The golden age of How Did This Get Made.
[00:16:03] Jason Mantzoukas: If we were to have gone all the way to contemporary current time.
[00:16:07] Paul Scheer: Yeah.
[00:16:07] Jason Mantzoukas: I do think brace yourself would be, would be in the mix.
[00:16:11] Paul Scheer: But I appreciate that we don't chase it. It happens. It happens organically.
[00:16:15] June Diane Raphael: It happens. It happens.
[00:16:16] Jason Mantzoukas: We don't chase it. We brace it.
[00:16:18] Paul Scheer: That. Amen. Amen.
[00:16:19] June Diane Raphael: Well, it's also like I just don't, I don't want us moving forward to start pandering to the Howdies.
[00:16:24] Paul Scheer: Right. We don't want to be creating catchphrases willy-nilly.
[00:16:27] June Diane Raphael: I really, yes. Really. I want us to be, you know, just really rigorous and, and really have each of us have our own standards. Like it's not about the Howdie.
[00:16:35] Paul Scheer: Now look, we don't know what the arbitrary win will be here. Obviously we all believe it's Geostorm, but the.
[00:16:42] June Diane Raphael: I never said I did.
[00:16:43] Paul Scheer: Okay. June, would you like to guess?
[00:16:46] June Diane Raphael: You know, I have a special place in my heart for Where does the butt start, because what I want us to remember about it is that it was said it wasn't delivered as a joke.
[00:16:58] Paul Scheer: Got it.
[00:16:58] June Diane Raphael: It was in the spirit of inquiry.
[00:17:01] Jason Mantzoukas: Yeah.
[00:17:01] June Diane Raphael: Where he was trying to really understand the anatomy of the mannequin and where the butts started.
[00:17:08] Jason Mantzoukas: It's also for me.
[00:17:09] Paul Scheer: I still dunno.
[00:17:10] Jason Mantzoukas: One of the very, I remember very memorable times, when the entire podcast stopped down for minutes.
[00:17:20] June Diane Raphael: Yeah.
[00:17:20] Jason Mantzoukas: So that we could just laugh. We just.
[00:17:23] Paul Scheer: Yes.
[00:17:24] Jason Mantzoukas: This caught us and tickled us so much. Where does the butt start? That it was so, as did put her in a bra, to be honest. Um, two things that were said that were so that we're seized upon.
[00:17:35] June Diane Raphael: I'm laughing again. Yeah.
[00:17:37] Jason Mantzoukas: Seized upon and, and just excavated until we were just dying laughing.
[00:17:42] June Diane Raphael: Because I think the problem with, and I don't know if we ever came to a conclusion of like, where does the butt start?
[00:17:49] Paul Scheer: We, I don't think it.
[00:17:50] June Diane Raphael: Start on top or does it start below? Yeah. Does it depend where you are when you're looking at it?
[00:17:54] Jason Mantzoukas: I'm gonna, I feel like it's the kind of thing that we need to, the mistake we made was going to the internet. I feel like we need to consult like a medical textbook know.
[00:18:04] Paul Scheer: I mean, we will see, but again, it may be all for naught because. We don't know who the winner is, but I'll open up this fake envelope now and say that the Howdie for best catch phrase goes to, oh my gosh.
[00:18:17] Where does the butt start from episode 140, Mannequin 2: On the Move.
[00:18:24] Jason Mantzoukas: Wow.
[00:18:25] Paul Scheer: There it is.
[00:18:25] Jason Mantzoukas: Special guest Steve Agee on the episode from Peacemaker.
[00:18:29] Paul Scheer: Yes. And you know, I was the one, you're right that, uh, to wonder where the butt starts. I still don't know. And because you just brought this up.
[00:18:37] Jason Mantzoukas: Wait, wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah. Why do you have to say that you were the one to wonder where does the butt? Why do you, I'm saying that need to credit, why do you need to cred? Like where does the butt start? Why?
[00:18:47] Paul Scheer: I'm just throwing this Howdie in the sack.
[00:18:49] Jason Mantzoukas: As a catchphrase, so why do you have to take it personally?
[00:18:51] Paul Scheer: Like I'm throwing it in my, I'm throwing it in my sack of, of Howdie. I just want, if we're keeping track of home, I'm throwing one of the.
[00:18:57] Jason Mantzoukas: Okay, so why do you have all the old Howdie at this Howdie?
[00:18:59] Paul Scheer: You know, I, I just bring 'em all out because it's, it's nice because if I get on the stage at the end.
[00:19:05] Jason Mantzoukas: For, for the listener, Paul has produced his Howdie sack.
[00:19:07] Paul Scheer: Yes.
[00:19:07] Jason Mantzoukas: Which we all have one. Um, except.
[00:19:10] Paul Scheer: Yeah, yours is empty.
[00:19:11] Jason Mantzoukas: Mine is empty as it always is. And yours still has all the old Howdies in it.
[00:19:15] Paul Scheer: I mean, June did not want me to bring them to the next place that we moved to after we had our children. And uh, I brought them. They're taking up a lot of room next to my Christmas village.
[00:19:23] Jason Mantzoukas: The Howdies are huge. What a lot of people dunno is the Howdie statues is quite large.
[00:19:28] June Diane Raphael: It's, yeah, because we only do it a couple times.
[00:19:30] Paul Scheer: Mm-hmm.
[00:19:30] June Diane Raphael: Like, we really needed to make an impact.
[00:19:32] Paul Scheer: And look, I don't wanna take anything away from my win here, but I'm gonna think of another one that didn't take on that should have maybe been a very important catchphrase. But Alan, remember Alan?
[00:19:43] Jason Mantzoukas: No.
[00:19:43] June Diane Raphael: No.
[00:19:45] Paul Scheer: You guys don't remember Alan?
[00:19:46] Jason Mantzoukas: Who? Was it a character?
[00:19:47] Paul Scheer: Ireland. Remember in Ireland, they kept on yelling out Alan.
[00:19:51] Jason Mantzoukas: Oh.
[00:19:51] June Diane Raphael: But that's not a catchphrase.
[00:19:53] Paul Scheer: Not a catch. Okay, got it. Alright. Alright. Not a catchphrase. Not a catch.
[00:19:54] June Diane Raphael: That's someone's name.
[00:19:55] Paul Scheer: Alright, well anyway, I can't, I I can't go back. We've already got the winner from episode 140. It's made a good.
[00:20:00] June Diane Raphael: Congratulations, Paul.
[00:20:02] Jason Mantzoukas: That's, I hesitate to say that.
[00:20:04] Paul Scheer: Well, hold on. But here's the thing. You both just asked. Very important question. Where does the butt start? Uh, so we, uh, here at, How Did This Get Made. We used our hard earned money that we did not use to bribe the people of the Golden Globe Organization. Uh, we used $9 of our money.
[00:20:19] Jason Mantzoukas: An organization that until very recently, was incredibly bribable.
[00:20:23] Paul Scheer: Oh, very bribable. Uh, but you know what? We took our $9. That's what, that's what, uh, Sirius gave us to produce the special. We took that full $9 and we gave it to a doctor on Cameo to answer the question where. Does the butt start?
[00:20:40] Jason Mantzoukas: Finally.
[00:20:41] Doctor: Hey, Paul, June, Jason. Um, so the question is where does the butt start? The problem is the, but is not an anatomic term.
[00:20:54] Paul Scheer: Oh boy. Here. I already know it's gonna be disappointed.
[00:20:55] Doctor: So that's why there's confusion about this. Uh, it's a bit nebulous, but if you want an anatomic definition, uh, as you're working down the torso, it would start at the, uh, origin of the gluteus maximus. That's.
[00:21:11] Paul Scheer: Why is he so put out by this?
[00:21:12] Doctor: Now Google image that. Anatomy of the gluteal region, and you'll see where the butt starts. Hope that answers your question. Take care. Have a great day. Hope you have a remaining week filled with fluids and secretions. All untainted by human pathogens.
[00:21:28] Jason Mantzoukas: Oh God. Oh, well, I mean, I guess the, I I, I appreciate the, those well wishes, but, uh.
[00:21:34] June Diane Raphael: I'm even more confused, to be quite honest.
[00:21:36] Jason Mantzoukas: I am too. And I feel like we must have doctors. Mustn't there be doctors who are listeners? And, and.
[00:21:42] Paul Scheer: Yeah.
[00:21:43] Jason Mantzoukas: And not just absolute lunatics, uh, who are, our listeners must have doctors.
[00:21:48] Paul Scheer: We paid 9 dollars. I wanna have a little bit more of a smile on his face for that answer.
[00:21:51] Jason Mantzoukas: Yeah. Please weigh in, fans of the podcast who are doctors, in fact, who might.
[00:21:56] June Diane Raphael: I, yeah. I just feel like he gave us an anatomical word and said Google images.
[00:22:00] Jason Mantzoukas: He just, and he said, gluteus region.
[00:22:02] June Diane Raphael: Here, I just did a quick Google and I got an answer.
[00:22:05] Paul Scheer: What did you get?
[00:22:05] Jason Mantzoukas: What do you got?
[00:22:06] June Diane Raphael: Your butt starts at the pelvis.
[00:22:09] Paul Scheer: Wow.
[00:22:10] Jason Mantzoukas: Hang on.
[00:22:10] Paul Scheer: We should have paid you $9. That's a better answer if you just said that.
[00:22:14] Jason Mantzoukas: That starts at pelvis.
[00:22:15] June Diane Raphael: Your butt starts at the pelvis from the bones. Your coxis, but like.
[00:22:20] Paul Scheer: Well no. Now I just Googled it June and it said the butt, uh, starts at the Illiac crest, the top of the hip bone.
[00:22:28] June Diane Raphael: Oh, well then maybe this is like, I don't know.
[00:22:32] Jason Mantzoukas: These are, these are the topics that we are getting into here at the Howdies. Now perhaps you're thinking you are still only awarding the first Howdie. If every Howdie takes as long as this one take.
[00:22:45] June Diane Raphael: We gotta move it along.
[00:22:46] Jason Mantzoukas: We're you a tremendous amount of time.
[00:22:50] Scott Sonne: Don't go anywhere. Cause after the break we'll find out whose Howdie sack will be filled with the awards for most bonkers flying entity and June's most savage dislike.
[00:23:02] Be right back.
[00:23:11] Paul Scheer: All right, so let's, let's move it on. Let's move it on. Um, category two is.
[00:23:18] Scott Sonne: Most Bonkers Flying Entity, and the nominees are, The Face in the Hurricane from episode 190, The HurricaneHeist.
[00:23:28] Paul Scheer: But what's makes this movie stand out more than anything in any movie they've ever seen in, in this, a movie of this caliber is in the opening sequence, when the boys are running away from the hurricane, the house, the roof is ripped off, and what do we see? A fucking face of death skeleton in the clouds. The hurricane is personified as evil. Holy shit. More of that please.
[00:24:00] Jason Mantzoukas: That was a promise that went undelivered. You know.
[00:24:03] Paul Scheer: I know.
[00:24:05] Jason Mantzoukas: Although the face does reappear at the end of the movie, but I was like, Ooh, sentient storm. Don't mind if I do the face in the clouds had more acting range than the faces of some of the people in this movie who will remain unnamed because I don't remember their names.
[00:24:32] June Diane Raphael: What was really strange was that, so the face appears the first time over a terrible tragedy where these two boys watch their father.
[00:24:41] Paul Scheer: Get run over by a silo.
[00:24:42] June Diane Raphael: Get run over. Yeah. That's a hurricane.
[00:24:45] Jason Mantzoukas: The poor guy.
[00:24:45] Paul Scheer: Run over by a silo. In the middle of a CAD five.
[00:24:49] Jason Mantzoukas: The poor guy can't even go out like a hero trying to like fix his truck or whatever. He has to get run over by a, a rolling silo. Like, he's like, like he's some ball of dough and it's the rolling pin.
[00:25:04] June Diane Raphael: It was horrible. He should have been like trying to help the boys and then get sucked up into the hurricane.
[00:25:09] Jason Mantzoukas: I love it.
[00:25:09] June Diane Raphael: Face, but what's so strange is so that face appears when the dad gets run over and then, but it appears again, not when.
[00:25:21] Paul Scheer: I'm just pulling up the face. Don't worry.
[00:25:23] Jason Mantzoukas: At the end, you mean?
[00:25:23] June Diane Raphael: At the end, but not in really a critical moment. It appears after all is I think all is well and good. And they're just sort of driving away.
[00:25:34] Paul Scheer: It's almost like the face is like, you got me.
[00:25:37] June Diane Raphael: Yeah. That was the energy of like.
[00:25:41] Paul Scheer: First time I got you. This time you got me.
[00:25:45] Scott Sonne: Dominic Toretto's A RopeSwinging Dodge Charger from episode 271 F 9 The Fast Saga.
[00:25:54] Jason Mantzoukas: The that move where Dom, the bridge is out and Dom drives at the out bridge.
[00:26:00] June Diane Raphael: Okay. That.
[00:26:00] Jason Mantzoukas: And, and manages to hook a cable against the car and swing the car across the chasm and let, and kind of like it swings and lands on the other side of the chasm in another country. In a safe country. On like, and they, they, they survive effortlessly.
[00:26:21] June Diane Raphael: Wait, is that the same sequence though? Is that the bridge sequence? 'Cause then there's the other.
[00:26:26] Jason Mantzoukas: The other car that drives straight off the bridge?
[00:26:28] Paul Scheer: Yeah.
[00:26:29] June Diane Raphael: Yeah. Straight.
[00:26:30] Jason Mantzoukas: Yeah. That's s that's just not, that's the other car. Yes. Yes. Same sequence though.
[00:26:33] Paul Scheer: They, they, hit the bridge. Uh, Tyrese hits the bridge as it's falling apart, like Indiana Jones Temple Doom style, and they're getting across it. But by the time they get to the other edge, the, the most of the bridge is falling down. But they were able to defy gravity and, and gotta just drive up the.
[00:26:47] Adam Scott: And he, Vin Diesel sees this as he's rush, uh, driving towards it and you see him realize, oh, I know what I'll do. And he does what Jason just described and it's absolutely insane and makes zero sense, physics wise.
[00:27:05] Paul Scheer: He's shifting a little bit in there too, like not his body, but like literally the car shifter. And when that car jumps on the bottom ledge of that other mountain on the other side, it flips, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Doesn't explode like the dad's car.
[00:27:18] Jason Mantzoukas: They're not wearing seat belts.
[00:27:19] Paul Scheer: They're not wearing seat belts. The car explo like flip, flip, flip, flip, flip. All the windows are broken. And when you look in the inside. Dom and Letty look like they are ready to go out on a night on the town.
[00:27:30] Jason Mantzoukas: Yeah.
[00:27:30] Paul Scheer: There's not. Not a mark. Not even.
[00:27:32] Jason Mantzoukas: They are not a scratch.
[00:27:34] Scott Sonne: Jonathan Livingston Seagul from episode 328, Jonathan Livingston Seagul.
[00:27:41] Paul Scheer: How does Jonathan know anything about miles per hour?
[00:27:46] Jason Mantzoukas: Yes, great question. Not only how does he know.
[00:27:51] Paul Scheer: My first standing ovation for an observation.
[00:27:53] Jason Mantzoukas: Not only, but he can, he knows innately the the speed he's going.
[00:27:59] Paul Scheer: Why can't I fly faster than 62 miles an hour?
[00:28:03] Jason Mantzoukas: He gets, he says he wants to achieve perfect speed, which I was like this, like I feel like Jonathan Livingston Seagull is gonna be the next cast member of the Fast and Furious movies. Put him in.
[00:28:17] June Diane Raphael: Put him in.
[00:28:18] Jason Mantzoukas: I would've loved it if he had a little NOS button. Come on. Boom, boom.
[00:28:23] June Diane Raphael: It's so hard too, because we're hearing those words, but when we're cutting to the closeups of the seagulls, the, the,
[00:28:34] Paul Scheer: They're the least expressive animal you could catch.
[00:28:38] June Diane Raphael: There's nothing going on behind the eyes. There's no need for speed.
[00:28:42] Scott Sonne: Q the Winged Serpent from episode 358, Q the Winged Serpent.
[00:28:49] Jason Mantzoukas: I, and listen, Q is a winged serpent and I'm certain and is seemingly immortal. I'm not sure, but
[00:28:55] Paul Scheer: I'm gonna find out what a serpent is.
[00:28:57] Jason Mantzoukas: To have the, to have the ability to swoop in. Like having that much, uh, momentum.
[00:29:02] June Diane Raphael: Wingspan too.
[00:29:03] Jason Mantzoukas: Yes. That much momentum, that much weight to come in.
[00:29:05] June Diane Raphael: Yeah.
[00:29:06] Jason Mantzoukas: Bite just his head off. It is so delicate.
[00:29:09] June Diane Raphael: It's surgical.
[00:29:10] Jason Mantzoukas: It is so delicate. Q the winged serpent isn't interested in eating your whole body?
[00:29:16] June Diane Raphael: No. Although there are times where he'll, he'll just pick a motherfucker up.
[00:29:20] Jason Mantzoukas: Yeah.
[00:29:20] June Diane Raphael: Fly away.
[00:29:21] Paul Scheer: I was so excited when he finally grabbed somebody in his claw. I'm like, you got the claws. Use them.
[00:29:27] Jason Mantzoukas: Oh, it's the guy in the pool. It's the guy in the pool, I think is the first claw grab.
[00:29:31] June Diane Raphael: There are a couple times in the movie like, yes, he, he does pick up.
[00:29:34] Paul Scheer: Look at Winged Serpent, by the way.
[00:29:35] Jason Mantzoukas: Oh. In all of its glory.
[00:29:37] Paul Scheer: Oh.
[00:29:38] June Diane Raphael: I really don't like seeing that big muscle over there.
[00:29:41] Jason Mantzoukas: It looks like, i'll be honest. A thin dick.
[00:29:44] Paul Scheer: I was gonna say, it looks like, it looks like someone, it look, the Winged serpent looks like someone who ate a Tootsie Roll. And then tried to make it like a dick, and it's like, but it's.
[00:29:55] June Diane Raphael: Yeah.
[00:29:55] Paul Scheer: It's like, ah, I wish you were a little bit more talented.
[00:29:59] June Diane Raphael: I gotta tell you, I don't remember a single one of these. Well, except for the Seagull, obviously.
[00:30:03] Jason Mantzoukas: Yeah, Jonathan Livingston Seagull was, I will say, a really, and that's episode 328, you know, as opposed to the last category. A lot of these are from recent episodes or more recent episodes.
[00:30:17] Paul Scheer: Well, June, I'm surprised that you don't remember Q the Winged Serpent as that this was a movie that gave you a, a real shock and scare. You got scared from a kite in that movie, uh, just like one of the, uh, the actor, you know, like the, the Q the winged serpent definitely scared you. For me, uh, the face in the hurricane and Hurricane Heist was, uh, very interesting. 'Cause it's a movie about a hurricane, but then all of a sudden we've, you know, anthropomorphized it like, and made it, uh, human. That was odd. I remember that.
[00:30:45] Jason Mantzoukas: That seemed crazy. I agree. That seemed crazy. But the experience, uh, just, uh, from the experiential level doing the Jonathan Livingston Seagull show, to easily, easily the most combative audience we've ever performed to.
[00:31:01] Paul Scheer: Oh, yeah.
[00:31:02] Jason Mantzoukas: That audience was furious that they had watched this.
[00:31:06] June Diane Raphael: But by the way, I did not, um, begrudge them that reaction.
[00:31:10] Jason Mantzoukas: Me neither.
[00:31:11] June Diane Raphael: I was also furious and I was a, a host, so it's like we were all locked in a hostage situation.
[00:31:20] Jason Mantzoukas: Yeah.
[00:31:20] Paul Scheer: Right.
[00:31:21] Jason Mantzoukas: Yeah.
[00:31:21] June Diane Raphael: So, and we were all together and we were all mad at each other and turning on each other.
[00:31:25] Jason Mantzoukas: Yeah. Yeah. It, it felt, it was a, it was, that episode was, was very energized.
[00:31:32] June Diane Raphael: Yeah.
[00:31:32] Jason Mantzoukas: The, the everything, it felt like every, it feels like every time we go back to New York, we are somehow either reigniting or trying to, uh, cool down the temperatures that New York still feels for having been put through this.
[00:31:46] And yes, Giorgio.
[00:31:47] June Diane Raphael: I honestly think what we might need.
[00:31:51] Paul Scheer: Yes.
[00:31:51] June Diane Raphael: Is some sort of a separate from the podcast, to be quite honest. Some sort of a healing.
[00:31:58] Jason Mantzoukas: Okay.
[00:31:58] June Diane Raphael: Um, sort of sacred saging. I don't know what.
[00:32:01] Jason Mantzoukas: Wow.
[00:32:02] June Diane Raphael: But it does feel like a lot is sort of unsettled.
[00:32:05] Jason Mantzoukas: You know what we, I think we should probably do. Maybe next time we're in New York.
[00:32:09] Paul Scheer: Yeah.
[00:32:09] Jason Mantzoukas: We should sacrifice a seagull.
[00:32:12] Paul Scheer: You know what I, I'm glad that you brought that up.
[00:32:13] Jason Mantzoukas: We should sacrifice a seagull on stage. We should.
[00:32:15] Paul Scheer: One that's willing.
[00:32:16] Jason Mantzoukas: Drink of its blood.
[00:32:18] Paul Scheer: A willing seagull. You know, we did play, you were not there June, but we did, um, kinda goose the audience a little bit by playing, uh, a clip that Avaryl Halley made for us, uh, about Jonathan Livingston Seagul.
[00:32:31] And it did irritate them again in New York. Uh, just very recently. We are, we are definitely putting our fingers in that, in that wound. You know, we are gonna, you know, I don't know. I don't know if I wanna give it.
[00:32:40] Jason Mantzoukas: We're fingering your wound New York. Fingering.
[00:32:44] Paul Scheer: Is that a catchphrase?
[00:32:44] Jason Mantzoukas: Your wound.
[00:32:44] Paul Scheer: Is that a catchphrase?
[00:32:45] Uh, alright, let's see what the winner is. The Howdie for the most bonkers flying entity goes to. Oh my gosh. Jonathan Livingston Seagull.
[00:32:55] Jason Mantzoukas: Oh wow.
[00:32:56] Paul Scheer: 328. Oh my gosh. This is actually very exciting. Uh, this is not a category I won. No. Jonathan Livingston Seagull wanted it. And we actually have Jonathan Livingston Seagull here. Yes.
[00:33:07] Jason Mantzoukas: Wow.
[00:33:07] Paul Scheer: Jonathan, take it away.
[00:33:16] [Seagull Noises]
[00:33:25] There we go.
[00:33:26] Jason Mantzoukas: Wow.
[00:33:27] Paul Scheer: Wow, wow, wow.
[00:33:28] Jason Mantzoukas: I mean, I would, you know what we need? Um, and this is just because I don't need to listen to seagulls talk like that all day. We need music to play, uh, the winners off.
[00:33:38] Paul Scheer: Yeah, we do. I, I, you know, uh, thank you, Jonathan. You could take that. Put that in your sack. That's the last one you're gonna get. Um, now this next category is, uh, near and dear to my heart. It is a Howdie for
[00:33:51] Scott Sonne: June's Most Savage Dislike. And the nominees are Break Dancing from episode 188, Body Rock.
[00:34:02] June Diane Raphael: I'm gonna say something that's going to be really harsh, but whenever I see someone break dancing, I feel embarrassed for them. I do.
[00:34:14] Jason Mantzoukas: Oh.
[00:34:15] Paul Scheer: Did you feel, feel embarrassed for that break dancer I just showed you?
[00:34:18] Jason Mantzoukas: Wow.
[00:34:19] June Diane Raphael: What's that?
[00:34:19] Paul Scheer: Did you feel embarrassed for that break?
[00:34:20] June Diane Raphael: No, I don't, I don't define what he was doing as break dancing.
[00:34:24] Paul Scheer: Okay. What is he doing?
[00:34:25] June Diane Raphael: I, I define break dancing as like getting on the floor like a turtle, like a, like you're a turtle That ha can't flip over and just spinning around.
[00:34:35] Jason Mantzoukas: So you equate.
[00:34:36] Allison Brie: It's harder than it looks.
[00:34:38] Jason Mantzoukas: You equate break dancing with helplessness.
[00:34:40] June Diane Raphael: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I do. And.
[00:34:46] Jason Mantzoukas: I'm stuck down here. I can't turn over.
[00:34:47] June Diane Raphael: It's not, I wanna make this clear. It's not that I don't, you know, I'm not someone who loves like high art and ballet and all that stuff like this. I, I see where this is going and I, I wanted to spell that myth right away. Like, there's, I I, I love where break dancing came from and all that. I just, I find it unpleasant to watch.
[00:35:08] Paul Scheer: How is your breaking you, how is your breaking in the, in season two?
[00:35:11] Allison Brie: It's not very good. And that's where I wanna say that when you try to learn stuff like this, then you realize the value because it's very difficult.
[00:35:19] June Diane Raphael: So just because something is difficult doesn't mean that it's good.
[00:35:32] Scott Sonne: Men Who Drink Tea from episode 255, A Very Nutty Christmas.
[00:35:39] June Diane Raphael: Well, I will tell you, Jessica, I also, I don't like a man who drinks tea.
[00:35:43] Jessica St. Clair: Me neither.
[00:35:44] June Diane Raphael: Sorry, Jason.
[00:35:44] Paul Scheer: Wow.
[00:35:45] June Diane Raphael: Don't, I don't wanna see a man drinking tea.
[00:35:48] Jessica St. Clair: I don't, don't.
[00:35:49] June Diane Raphael: I wanna man, black cup of coffee.
[00:35:52] Jason Mantzoukas: So, so June. But at night?
[00:35:53] Paul Scheer: But no, no. You get angry at me when I drink a black cup of coffee. You're not gonna put anything.
[00:35:57] June Diane Raphael: You already had too much energy.
[00:35:59] Jessica St. Clair: I'm don't wanna hear the word sleepy time with.
[00:36:02] Jason Mantzoukas: Can I ask a question? So June, you think hot beverages are gendered?
[00:36:07] Jessica St. Clair: Yeah. Coffee is gender when it comes to beverages.
[00:36:11] Jason Mantzoukas: Coffee is boys. Tea is girl.
[00:36:12] June Diane Raphael: For me, as a heterosexual woman, I'm sure like, I don't think it's about gender necessarily, but I, I don't wanna see my partner drinking tea.
[00:36:20] Jason Mantzoukas: Oh, interesting.
[00:36:20] Paul Scheer: Okay.
[00:36:21] June Diane Raphael: As a heterosexual woman, I don't wanna see a man drinking tea.
[00:36:23] Jason Mantzoukas: Here's what I'll say.
[00:36:25] Jessica St. Clair: I don't wanna see.
[00:36:25] Jason Mantzoukas: Here's what I'll say. I am so comfortable in my sexuality that I will crush.
[00:36:32] June Diane Raphael: Okay.
[00:36:33] Jason Mantzoukas: Here, i'll show you.
[00:36:34] Paul Scheer: Oh my gosh. You're gonna make him drink tea on camera.
[00:36:37] June Diane Raphael: Listen, I've done live shows with Jason. I've seen him drink. I've seen him drink a cup of tea before.
[00:36:41] Jessica St. Clair: Oh god.
[00:36:43] Jason Mantzoukas: Soothing caramel bedtime.
[00:36:46] Paul Scheer: Wow.
[00:36:47] June Diane Raphael: Take an Ambien.
[00:36:48] Paul Scheer: Wow.
[00:36:48] June Diane Raphael: Like a real man.
[00:36:49] Paul Scheer: Paul's Thoughts on Phoebe Kate's Sexual Awakening from episode 219. Drop Dead Fred.
[00:36:57] June Diane Raphael: She is sexually repressed.
[00:36:59] Jason Mantzoukas: Yes.
[00:36:59] June Diane Raphael: Phoebe Kates is a grown woman, is sexually repressed.
[00:37:02] Jason Mantzoukas: Yes.
[00:37:03] Paul Scheer: So she never touched his dick?
[00:37:05] June Diane Raphael: Think she.
[00:37:06] Jason Mantzoukas: Of course she did.
[00:37:06] June Diane Raphael: Touched his dick, but that's, was that the, wait, Paul, is your definition of a woman coming to terms with her sexuality?
[00:37:12] Jason Mantzoukas: What? What is happening? What is happening? What is this? What? This is outrageous.
[00:37:24] June Diane Raphael: So disturbed that you just said that.
[00:37:26] Jason Mantzoukas: Wait, we can't live like this.
[00:37:27] Paul Scheer: What I was saying was, Fred seems so shocked at seeing a penis.
[00:37:32] June Diane Raphael: But Paul, no. What you're saying, what you just said.
[00:37:35] Jason Mantzoukas: Yes, June.
[00:37:36] June Diane Raphael: Is that.
[00:37:37] Jason Mantzoukas: Yes, June.
[00:37:37] June Diane Raphael: What you just said and implied is that for her to be fully sexually awake in her own body.
[00:37:43] Jason Mantzoukas: Yes.
[00:37:43] June Diane Raphael: The only way we would know that is if she touched a dick or not?
[00:37:47] Jason Mantzoukas: Yes.
[00:37:49] Paul Scheer: No, no, no.
[00:37:52] June Diane Raphael: Fuck yourself, my friend.
[00:37:56] Paul Scheer: Wow. Wow. Wow.
[00:37:58] June Diane Raphael: God.
[00:38:00] Paul Scheer: Do you remember any of that June?
[00:38:01] Jason Mantzoukas: Wow.
[00:38:01] June Diane Raphael: I do. I I don't, uh, I do remember that. I do remember that. And looking back, you know, by the way, I'm not, I'm not afraid to evolve.
[00:38:11] Paul Scheer: I love that.
[00:38:11] June Diane Raphael: You know, the way I felt in some of these moments may not be the way I feel now in terms of break dancing. In terms of men. Especially men who drink tea.
[00:38:19] I've come, I've come around on.
[00:38:20] Jason Mantzoukas: Okay. Oh, interesting.
[00:38:22] June Diane Raphael: Quite a bit, but I absolutely a hundred percent today feel the same way about what Paul said about Phoebe Kate's.
[00:38:31] Jason Mantzoukas: I agree.
[00:38:31] June Diane Raphael: I feel the same way today as I did on that day. It's not.
[00:38:35] Jason Mantzoukas: And I support you just as much today as I did then.
[00:38:38] June Diane Raphael: Thanks, Jason.
[00:38:38] Paul Scheer: Wow.
[00:38:39] June Diane Raphael: Thanks, Jason.
[00:38:39] Paul Scheer: Okay, well look, I don't wanna.
[00:38:40] Jason Mantzoukas: I will always have your back on this, and I feel like, here's what I'm saying, I'm willing to say to you, Paul.
[00:38:47] Paul Scheer: Yes, please.
[00:38:47] Jason Mantzoukas: Uh, get fucked, buddy.
[00:38:48] Paul Scheer: Wow. Okay. Okay. Okay.
[00:38:50] Jason Mantzoukas: This is, I feel like Drop Dead Fred is an episode that we should, is maybe the only movie we should ever redo.
[00:39:01] Paul Scheer: Well, I think it's a very misunderstood movie by the both of you. So.
[00:39:04] Jason Mantzoukas: Or, or we do an episode where Casey comes on and the four of us listen to the episode and react.
[00:39:12] June Diane Raphael: Oh, that's interesting.
[00:39:12] Jason Mantzoukas: To the episode.
[00:39:13] Paul Scheer: Got it.
[00:39:13] Jason Mantzoukas: Because that's something I've never done.
[00:39:15] Paul Scheer: Yeah.
[00:39:15] Jason Mantzoukas: I've never listened. I, I've of course, experienced the episode, but I've never listened to it, so I wonder if there would be value in recording an episode or doing like one of these live streams or, or something where. The show is just an analysis of the episode.
[00:39:30] Paul Scheer: Ooh, that's, I mean.
[00:39:30] June Diane Raphael: And I'd love to see how we feel now. I mean, I would hope you and Casey would've evolved.
[00:39:35] Jason Mantzoukas: Got it. If not, you should, should be. You should be locked up.
[00:39:38] June Diane Raphael: Yeah. And it's so interesting, Jason, 'cause I think for a long time I was very aware like, oh, Paul and I are married in real life and you know, I don't ever want you.
[00:39:48] Paul Scheer: Interesting.
[00:39:48] June Diane Raphael: You've seen that to feel kind of like excluded. 'cause we have our own thing and I don't ever want him to feel like we're ganging up on him. And after Drop Dead Fred, I actually then worried about Paul.
[00:40:00] Jason Mantzoukas: Uhhuh.
[00:40:00] June Diane Raphael: Being so separate from us.
[00:40:02] Jason Mantzoukas: Of course, of course.
[00:40:03] June Diane Raphael: All so different.
[00:40:05] Jason Mantzoukas: Yeah. Oh yeah.
[00:40:06] June Diane Raphael: So alone.
[00:40:07] Jason Mantzoukas: And, and, and aligned with Casey, you know what I mean?
[00:40:11] June Diane Raphael: Yeah.
[00:40:11] Jason Mantzoukas: Just, just knowing like when he, when, when in his darkest moments all he has Casey to cling to. Not either of us.
[00:40:19] June Diane Raphael: Yeah.
[00:40:19] Paul Scheer: You know, and this kind of speaking that you guys are both doing this man, woman speaking that you guys are having is, uh, to me indicative of very much a Team Sanity point of view, not a free, uh, loving free wheeling discussion.
[00:40:35] Very pointed, very, um, much coming with consequence. And so I, I do think you've evolved. You've evolved to Team Sanity.
[00:40:42] Jason Mantzoukas: You don't tell us we evolved. Hey, you don't tell us we've evolved.
[00:40:48] Paul Scheer: Anyway. The Howdie for June's Most Savage Dislike goes too. Paul's thoughts on Phoebe Kate's sexual awakening from episode 219.
[00:40:57] Drop Dead Fred. So I'm gonna take that one here. Again.
[00:41:00] June Diane Raphael: That's not for you.
[00:41:02] Paul Scheer: Gonna put it in my sack.
[00:41:03] Jason Mantzoukas: How does that not go to June? These are June's Most Savage Dislikes.
[00:41:07] Paul Scheer: Yes. Yes, I assisted that one.
[00:41:09] June Diane Raphael: Well, we all assisted all of these, first of all.
[00:41:11] Paul Scheer: Okay.
[00:41:11] June Diane Raphael: I tell you, we all led you into the catch.
[00:41:14] Paul Scheer: My thoughts, like my, my thoughts assisted that.
[00:41:17] Jason Mantzoukas: So like, if, if it was, if men who drink tea.
[00:41:20] Paul Scheer: Yeah.
[00:41:21] Jason Mantzoukas: Had won, I would get it because I was the tea drinker in question.
[00:41:25] Paul Scheer: Well, it, I would have to talk to that. This is.
[00:41:29] Jason Mantzoukas: I got him. I fucking got him.
[00:41:30] Paul Scheer: I would have to talk to the judges about that.
[00:41:32] Jason Mantzoukas: Look at him squirm.
[00:41:32] Paul Scheer: I would have to because I, I believe that, uh, June was basing that men who drink tea on the film, then you just happen to drink.
[00:41:40] Jason Mantzoukas: Oh, this is rich.
[00:41:41] June Diane Raphael: This is so unreal.
[00:41:42] Paul Scheer: What I'll say, I'm gonna.
[00:41:42] June Diane Raphael: This is so unreal.
[00:41:43] Paul Scheer: I'm gonna Ving Rhames this and give my award to June. June. Would you like to say anything?
[00:41:48] June Diane Raphael: No, I, first of all, like I don't wanna accept it. Of course. It's my award. I'm gonna take it right now.
[00:41:53] Paul Scheer: Now I just gave it to you. I'm gonna, you got it.
[00:41:54] June Diane Raphael: I'm gonna, and now I have it and I'm gonna put it in my sack.
[00:41:57] Paul Scheer: Alright, that's great.
[00:41:58] Jason Mantzoukas: Congrats.
[00:41:58] Paul Scheer: It's great. And I will say.
[00:41:59] Jason Mantzoukas: Congrats, June.
[00:42:00] Paul Scheer: Large.
[00:42:00] June Diane Raphael: Thank you.
[00:42:00] Paul Scheer: Yeah. Paul's name is on that. No. June is on that award. If you look at the.
[00:42:05] June Diane Raphael: God, he did engrave his own name on this.
[00:42:06] Paul Scheer: Paul's thoughts on Phoebe. Kate's a Sexual Awakening.
[00:42:08] Jason Mantzoukas: Wait, how are the, how are the winners already engraved before the envelopes have even been opened?
[00:42:14] Paul Scheer: Again, this is serious. Trying to get ahead of the curve. They were, they, if we could, uh.
[00:42:18] Jason Mantzoukas: I just wanna say this organization is corrupt. I don't believe in it. Uh, I think I'm, I'm, I'm willing to say now I bet I'm gonna win none. Again.
[00:42:26] Paul Scheer: Oh. Uh, you know what? Don't, don't, don't think that Jason. Don't think that for second. Second.
[00:42:30] Jason Mantzoukas: You know what, I'm trying to go in with an open mind, but I don't like how this is going.
[00:42:34] Scott Sonne: Kids tell your parents you're staying up late tonight. 'Cause there are plenty more Howdie up for grabs after this brief word from our sponsors.
[00:42:52] Paul Scheer: Well now, uh, this is a category it's near and dear to my heart. Announcer, which Howdie is it?
[00:42:57] Scott Sonne: Best second opinion review and the nominees are Chieftain's review of the Phantom from episode 142. The Phantom.
[00:43:08] Paul Scheer: "This movie Rocks. And yes, I'd say that into anyone's face because this guy taught me to stand up to bullies and to do what was right when I saw something going on that was wrong.
[00:43:23] Sure, it got me punched by a few"
[00:43:26] Sorry.
[00:43:28] "Sure, it got me punched a few times, but it's movies and ideas like this that make a person stronger than he or she thinks that they are, and it creates something that I like to call character. The one thing that's actually lacking in the things that most kids see nowadays, besides respect.
[00:43:50] So call me an old crab apple. Say that I'm over the hill and even laugh at me as I walk past you. But God, I'll be right there saving you when you need me to. So go ahead and put this movie down as a flop. Go right ahead and listen to that idiot friend of yours that smokes that crap and tries to turn you to his side by putting guys like this down.
[00:44:19] See how far you'll get listening to him or Rent this or Clint Eastwood's Grand Torino, and sit down with your, and sit down with your kids and teach them a thing or two about how a person should react in the face of danger. How respecting another person can make people proud because that's what this world needs now, kids that we can be proud of.
[00:44:50] Enough said. Five stars."
[00:44:54] Jason Mantzoukas: Wow, that's amazing.
[00:45:02] Scott Sonne: Rush and Shills review of Ronal the Barbarian from episode 341, Ronal the Barbarian.
[00:45:10] Paul Scheer: Get ready for this next one. Just wanted to kind of lay the groundwork with this. Rush and Shill, in November of 2013, wrote a review titled Great Movie, and here we go.
[00:45:25] "The Young Mariner Society is a small nautical league of aspiring seafaring boys that I run from my boat here in Iowa."
[00:45:36] Jason Mantzoukas: Hang on a second.
[00:45:37] June Diane Raphael: This is a confession.
[00:45:38] Jason Mantzoukas: I'm so sorry. True or false, iowa landlocked?
[00:45:45] Paul Scheer: "We spend countless nights on my boat, just a few yards from the lake.
[00:45:52] Jason Mantzoukas: Is this admissible in court? I'll turn it over to Lockhart and Gardner to figure out if they can figure it out. That's right. I'm into season five of the Good Wife, everybody.
[00:46:05] Paul Scheer: Get ready when I show up. Who am I? Ooh, I'm a lawyer. Okay, here, go. I love that show.
[00:46:12] "Eventually when the repairs are complete, we'll take the boat out on the water. I know I worked those boys hard this summer, but it was the only way I knew how to prepare them for manhood. Much of their training was based off the television show, Deadliest Catch, along with movies, Cabin Boy and Down Periscope."
[00:46:32] Jason Mantzoukas: What? Kids should not watch some of those.
[00:46:38] Paul Scheer: "Upon graduation, several of my well instructed little seamen have taken upon themselves."
[00:46:45] Jason Mantzoukas: Little seaman?
[00:46:47] Paul Scheer: "Have taken upon themselves the distinguished title of Mariner. Winning the Rope Swinging Competition this past summer with my boys, I gave them a night off from our rigorous activities."
[00:46:57] June Diane Raphael: I just gotta remind everyone, this is an Amazon review.
[00:47:00] Jason Mantzoukas: Yeah.
[00:47:00] June Diane Raphael: I just don't wanna get lost in the sauce. Like someone wrote this.
[00:47:05] Jason Mantzoukas: This isn't an article where they're like, we uncover this journal entry.
[00:47:09] June Diane Raphael: No.
[00:47:10] Jason Mantzoukas: From the most prolific Iowan pedophile in history.
[00:47:13] June Diane Raphael: This is an Amazon review. Okay.
[00:47:17] Paul Scheer: "Winning the Rope Swinging competition this past summer with my boys, I gave them a night off from our rigorous activities to enjoy a little R and R with a movie night.
[00:47:26] Without a doubt, they earned it. This movie was selected for its theme of maturation from boy to man. To everyone's delight, this movie was a hit. Family values galore and no home should be complete without it. Five stars."
[00:47:49] Jason Mantzoukas: I don't know what's going on. Unless that has been written from jail. I am flummoxed by that.
[00:47:57] Scott Sonne: Jay's review of 50 Shades of Gray from episode 338, 50 Shades of Gray.
[00:48:04] Paul Scheer: "This movie was very hot and steamy. I am very happy with the purchase of this movie. It was definitely worth the buy. It made me all tingly inside. The actors were quality actors. Anna was a little annoying, but I would buy the movie again. I mean, I would recommend buying this movie for a little bit of romance in your life. The movie was definitely hardcore and I think I would buy the movie again. I even bought the sequel to the book and I'm super excited for 50 Shades Darker to come out in theaters.
[00:48:34] I have a whole year to wait, but I'm really excited for it to come out. I love the movie so much that I can't wait. I watched this again last night before I went to bed, and then I woke up and watched it again and I started thinking about it."
[00:48:47] June Diane Raphael: Nope.
[00:48:47] Paul Scheer: "You should totally buy this movie and you should buy the book. It will make you feel hot. You'll definitely need a napkin after watching this movie. Christian is an amazing actor and he is so hot. I would buy this movie."
[00:49:04] Jason Mantzoukas: Christian. Christian is an amazing actor.
[00:49:07] Paul Scheer: "I would buy this movie, 904 million more times. Purchase this. This story is well written, and whenever I was watching this movie, it put me in an amazing mood. I was always better after reading these novels and watching this movie. I would say buy it. And I would say, watch it alone."
[00:49:24] Jessica St. Clair: Wait.
[00:49:24] Paul Scheer: "And then read the book alone too, and then you'll be feeling like a million bucks in no time.
[00:49:29] Jessica St. Clair: That guy died, died in an ocean of his own jizz.
[00:49:33] Paul Scheer: Hold on.
[00:49:34] Jessica St. Clair: RIP.
[00:49:35] Paul Scheer: Hold on.
[00:49:36] Jason Mantzoukas: We should cut that out.
[00:49:37] Paul Scheer: "I'm a mom."
[00:49:38] Jessica St. Clair: RIP.
[00:49:39] Paul Scheer: "And my kids drive me absolutely crazy. They yell all the time, and whenever I get them down for naps, I pull out my Kindle and I start reading this book, or I bring out my iPad and I watch it.
[00:49:51] I forget about being a mom for a few minutes, and I can actually fantasize about being the character. And then I'm snapped back into reality. When they wake up and I wait for them to sleep."
[00:50:00] June Diane Raphael: Devastating.
[00:50:01] Paul Scheer: "I start counting the minutes until they're sleeping so I can read my book and watch my movie. I even pull it out while the kids are watching tv or my husband is watching the game. I would recommend this movie to all my girlfriends. It is a hot read and definitely something I would watch again. I already have. These kind of movies are my favorite. I love the dominance of the male character and I'm very pleased with my purchase. Buy this movie for a bit of hot and heavy romance. You'll not be dissatisfied. Happy watching, ladies and gentlemen, I am very happy with the purchase of movie. Five Stars."
[00:50:41] Wow. Again, another category, uh, where I am serving up some great. So can I just say one thing?
[00:50:47] June Diane Raphael: You didn't write these reviews. Okay. So anyone could have read them.
[00:50:50] Jason Mantzoukas: You, you this, you always read the Amazon reviews. You didn't write this.
[00:50:55] Paul Scheer: Okay, sure, sure, sure.
[00:50:56] June Diane Raphael: And actually a couple times, Jason, where I've said to him like, we can read them too.
[00:51:01] Jason Mantzoukas: Yeah.
[00:51:01] Paul Scheer: Scott, cut this part out. Cut this part out, Scott.
[00:51:03] June Diane Raphael: No, leave it in. We could read them.
[00:51:05] Paul Scheer: Cut this part out.
[00:51:05] June Diane Raphael: Like you want to read them.
[00:51:06] Paul Scheer: Cut this.
[00:51:06] June Diane Raphael: Do read them.
[00:51:07] Paul Scheer: Cut this out.
[00:51:08] June Diane Raphael: But any one of us could. We all.
[00:51:10] Jason Mantzoukas: And the reality is that the people that wrote these reviews are deserving of the award. You, you are the middleman in this senate.
[00:51:17] Paul Scheer: Okay. All right. Sure. You know.
[00:51:18] June Diane Raphael: I'm gonna say one other thing, Paul, and I don't wanna do this. I want this to be a night of celebration.
[00:51:22] Paul Scheer: I, yeah. I would love it to be like that.
[00:51:23] June Diane Raphael: I don't, but, but like, you don't even curate, you don't even go through and look at all the reviews and pick them.
[00:51:31] Paul Scheer: Mm-hmm.
[00:51:31] June Diane Raphael: You are handed a packet.
[00:51:33] Jason Mantzoukas: Yeah.
[00:51:33] June Diane Raphael: From our producers.
[00:51:35] Jason Mantzoukas: Yeah. Like what if, what if I got handed the packet?
[00:51:37] Paul Scheer: You know, Molly, yeah. Molly.
[00:51:38] June Diane Raphael: Molly should probably get the award.
[00:51:39] Paul Scheer: Molly should, look, Molly definitely gives me a list that I then curate, you know, so again, it is.
[00:51:44] June Diane Raphael: You go through a couple that she gives because she's gone through all of them.
[00:51:49] Paul Scheer: Hmm. Interesting. Here's what I'll say.
[00:51:52] Jason Mantzoukas: I bet, I bet this, I bet Molly doesn't even have a Howdie sack. Molly. I bet. Like Molly, do you have a Howdie sack?
[00:51:59] I have an off brand Howdie sack. I made it myself.
[00:52:02] Wow.
[00:52:02] Molly Reynolds: But it's just as good as all of your fancy Howdie sacks.
[00:52:06] June Diane Raphael: By the way, Jason, do you see how big Paul's Howdie sack is?
[00:52:08] Jason Mantzoukas: Well, it's, you know what?
[00:52:10] Paul Scheer: It's gotta hold all them.
[00:52:11] Jason Mantzoukas: Well, it's, it's bigger than the one I was given 10 years ago. So that means Paul has had new Howdie sacks made, and he has, the one that he made for himself is bigger, than the one, I never even got this new one.
[00:52:24] Paul Scheer: Yeah. You know, look, look look, I, I, I didn't have time to get it in the mail.
[00:52:27] June Diane Raphael: You took all the sheets off of our bed and sewed them together.
[00:52:30] Paul Scheer: Yes, I did.
[00:52:31] Jason Mantzoukas: So if you're at home and you wanna make yourselves a Howdie sack, uh, and show it off, uh, Paul, where should they send the pictures?
[00:52:37] Paul Scheer: They should send the pictures. Uh, put it on the Discord. Uh, the Disconnected Discord. You can put it, yeah, sorry.
[00:52:42] Alright, well you know what? All of that, uh, to be said, whether I'm deserving of this or Molly is, or Scott, who cares? Well, let's not argue about it. Let's just say that the winner for the, uh, Best Second Opinion Review goes to, oh, this is a good one. Jay's review of 50 Shades of Gray from episode 339 50 Shades of Gray.
[00:53:02] I, this, this is honestly, uh, I have to say, all kidding aside, uh, I wanna be very serious. One of the best five star reviews ever.
[00:53:10] Jason Mantzoukas: Yeah.
[00:53:10] Paul Scheer: It, it twists and turns. Yeah. This turns.
[00:53:11] June Diane Raphael: This is a, this is an unraveling.
[00:53:13] Paul Scheer: It is, uh, a, like, it's.
[00:53:15] June Diane Raphael: This is a woman on the verge.
[00:53:16] Paul Scheer: Oh, yes. And, and the honesty in which they can reveal themselves in the five star review.
[00:53:21] And we know we're weeding out the people who are trying to just get on the show. This is not someone trying to get on the show. This is somebody who is, uh, yeah, very much into 50 Shades of Gray.
[00:53:29] Jason Mantzoukas: Oh, yeah. No, the, the earnestness and the, uh, revelatory confessions inside of it are pretty amazing.
[00:53:37] Paul Scheer: Pretty amazing.
[00:53:37] Now, uh, moving on, you know, our movies tend to have a lot of heroic first responders, but thankfully, those first responders don't always make the smartest decisions.
[00:53:48] Scott Sonne: Most Baffling Choice by a First Responder. And the nominees are the paramedic who used her hair clip as a clamp from episode 315, Ambulance.
[00:53:59] Roxane Gay: Jake and, and Will and Cam are sweating and then they open this poor dude up.
[00:54:07] Jason Mantzoukas: Oh yeah. His spleen explodes.
[00:54:11] Roxane Gay: They use a hair clip as a clamp.
[00:54:14] Jason Mantzoukas: And it works.
[00:54:15] Roxane Gay: And she, I mean, she takes it from her disgusting dirty hair, doesn't, you know, like normally in a movie like when they're doing like fake surgery, like in a restaurant with a pen knife, she'll take some vodka and pour it on the knife. She did not even bother to take any rubbing alcohol in the back of this rig to fix her disgusting hair clip. She puts it in there and then closes him up.
[00:54:45] Jason Mantzoukas: And he's fine.
[00:54:46] Roxane Gay: And he's laughing by the end of the movie.
[00:54:47] Jason Mantzoukas: He's fine.
[00:54:48] Roxane Gay: He's, oh my God, it's just so great.
[00:54:51] June Diane Raphael: My God.
[00:54:51] Jason Mantzoukas: He's in better shape than everybody else in the movie. He's like.
[00:54:54] June Diane Raphael: Absolutely.
[00:54:54] Jason Mantzoukas: I saw everything. I know what's up. And they're like, my guy, you have a banana clip in your body.
[00:55:02] Roxane Gay: And then he's like, did you.
[00:55:02] Jason Mantzoukas: You've got a scrunchie in your body.
[00:55:04] Roxane Gay: Did you have your hand in me? And she's like. Oh yeah, I was way in there.
[00:55:08] June Diane Raphael: Way in there.
[00:55:09] Jason Mantzoukas: And she said I was, I'm up in his guts. Yeah. She, she said he's, he, he's like, he's coming to, he's coming to, I'm up in his guts. What?
[00:55:20] June Diane Raphael: It, it's interesting 'cause in these movies, I, I did have the thought at one point like, oh, Michael Bay is gonna want her hair down. He's gonna want to get her hair down.
[00:55:32] Roxane Gay: Oh yeah.
[00:55:32] June Diane Raphael: And the way he did it.
[00:55:35] Jason Mantzoukas: I love, I love this. Is successful.
[00:55:40] June Diane Raphael: It was successful and it was also like, wow. Could not have imagined that.
[00:55:45] Roxane Gay: Oh my God. You know what?
[00:55:46] June Diane Raphael: I could not have that.
[00:55:46] Roxane Gay: The way you can read these texts.
[00:55:48] June Diane Raphael: Thank you.
[00:55:49] Paul Scheer: No, she really is going.
[00:55:50] Roxane Gay: I respect the shit out of this.
[00:55:52] Scott Sonne: The Lady Cop who Cooked Latkas from episode 343, Samurai Cop.
[00:55:58] Paul Scheer: And I'll talk about this. Um, they pour hot oil on the lady cop and I kept on thinking, what is she making french fries?
[00:56:08] Jason Mantzoukas: Hang on.
[00:56:08] Paul Scheer: How come there's so much hot oil?
[00:56:09] Jason Mantzoukas: Hang on, hang on. She is at the, she's at the stove, right? She takes the thing, frying pan off the stove, goes to the freezer, she goes to the freezer, opens it bends down to do.
[00:56:24] I don't know what.
[00:56:25] June Diane Raphael: Cool it off?
[00:56:25] Jason Mantzoukas: Comes back up and is back up at the thing.
[00:56:28] June Diane Raphael: I, I was haunted by that.
[00:56:30] Jason Mantzoukas: Doing what? She also has a large bandage on her calf.
[00:56:35] June Diane Raphael: I didn't see that.
[00:56:36] Jason Mantzoukas: Which I was unsettled by.
[00:56:38] June Diane Raphael: I didn't see that.
[00:56:39] Paul Scheer: Maybe Joe Samurai tried to put it in the wrong place.
[00:56:42] Jason Mantzoukas: He right, right here?
[00:56:43] Paul Scheer: Yeah.
[00:56:44] Jason Mantzoukas: With his little dick?
[00:56:46] June Diane Raphael: I, I really wonder. So when she went to the freezer, I was like, is she cooling off the oil? Like did it get too hot? But that amount of oil.
[00:56:54] Jason Mantzoukas: It's just business. Just business.
[00:56:55] June Diane Raphael: What was she doing with it? Latkas?
[00:56:58] Paul Scheer: I mean, how does she? Sunday.
[00:57:04] June Diane Raphael: I had to make sense of it.
[00:57:05] Paul Scheer: Sunday is latka day.
[00:57:07] Jason Mantzoukas: Frozen latkas of course. It's the only thing that makes sense. She's preparing frozen latkas.
[00:57:13] Paul Scheer: By the way, can we just talk about the timeline of that day?
[00:57:22] Jason Mantzoukas: Holy shit.
[00:57:23] Paul Scheer: That that should be, that should be the shirt. Lady Cop Latkas.
[00:57:27] Jason Mantzoukas: Oh my God, I love that.
[00:57:31] Scott Sonne: The paramedics who treat all wounds with chest compressions from episode 346, Madame Web.
[00:57:38] Jason Mantzoukas: Thank God she has taught all three girls the only piece of health, the only piece of of life saving, she's taught them all CPR. Chest compressions are good for everything. Every single call she goes on as a paramedic, chest compressions, you would think from this movie. 'cause there's somebody, the EMT, who gets injured in the ambulance and he's covered in blood, he's clearly has injuries and she's just giving him chest, I believe. He would've lived if she had treated, if she treated his actual injury.
[00:58:14] Paul Scheer: She pushed his heart out of his body.
[00:58:18] Jason Mantzoukas: He had open wounds and she just was like chest compressions.
[00:58:23] Paul Scheer: I will say this, one of the cool things that they do in that sequence is how they have to work together to do a chest compression. Because, you know, sometimes you get like tired and you're like, somebody get in here, finish my chest compression.
[00:58:34] Jason Mantzoukas: But it's after minutes. But after minutes, they switch after every, after like five seconds.
[00:58:38] June Diane Raphael: But I, I, yes, but I was, I was actually glad as somebody who's always up to date on our CPR, I was glad. Thank you so much. I was glad to see like, yeah, people do get tired if you're doing it correctly. You do tire out pretty quickly and so it is important for other people to come in on the beat.
[00:58:57] Jason Mantzoukas: Absolutely.
[00:58:58] Paul Scheer: And by, and by the way, I agree with all of this, but it would also lead me to believe, at the end, they would all take turns to revive her.
[00:59:06] June Diane Raphael: Yeah. They didn't do that.
[00:59:07] Paul Scheer: Two. Yep.
[00:59:08] Jason Mantzoukas: Only two. Two. Two. They do switch once I think.
[00:59:10] Paul Scheer: Why? After like two pumps. Your turn.
[00:59:14] Jason Mantzoukas: Oh, you're calling them a two pump chump? You're calling these teenage girls. Paul Scheer is calling these teenage girls two pump chunks. Wow.
[00:59:28] Paul Scheer: And the Howdie from Most Baffling Choice by a First Responder goes to, yes,
[00:59:34] the paramedics who treat open wounds with chest compressions from episode 346, Madame Web.
[00:59:41] Jason Mantzoukas: I mean from, uh, one of our absolute favorite Madame Web. I mean.
[00:59:46] Paul Scheer: Love it.
[00:59:46] Jason Mantzoukas: Really wonderful stuff. We love, we love to be able to visit again. Uh, to step foot in the Web-iverse.
[00:59:53] Paul Scheer: I, I, I love that. And it also, I remember, I think I'm correct in this, that we do have a shirt with bloody hand prints on it that says, like, uh, I went to Madame Web's uh, CPR School, which I do, uh, I do enjoy, uh, Madame Webb, the gift that keeps on giving, uh, really.
[01:00:11] Jason Mantzoukas: Truly like something that will, I think live on for a long time. It is, it's a special one. More so than Morbius, more so than a lot of the other ones in this world that we did. This one is, this one's pretty spectacular.
[01:00:25] Paul Scheer: Oh, unfortunately, Adam Scott could not be here tonight. Yes. But. He did want me to say something. Share it with you all.
[01:00:32] "Paul, when you take on the responsibility, great power will come."
[01:00:36] Wow. Pretty solid words. And you know what? I will just accept this award on his behalf.
[01:00:41] June Diane Raphael: No.
[01:00:41] Paul Scheer: Yeah. I'm gonna take the responsibility here.
[01:00:43] Jason Mantzoukas: So this is how you win.
[01:00:45] Paul Scheer: Lemme just put that in my sack, uh, and say I thank you.
[01:00:48] Jason Mantzoukas: I think this should go.
[01:00:49] Paul Scheer: Thank, thank you, Molly.
[01:00:50] June Diane Raphael: Because you zip it up and I see there's a lock on it?
[01:00:52] Jason Mantzoukas: How do you have a, how you, you have a luggage lock on your Howdie bag?
[01:00:57] Paul Scheer: Yeah, of course. I, these are hot items. I mean, you know, you see some of these on eBay. Uh, June. June?
[01:01:06] June Diane Raphael: Yes?
[01:01:07] Paul Scheer: Saw some of them on eBay.
[01:01:11] Jason Mantzoukas: June, have you been selling your Howdies?
[01:01:13] June Diane Raphael: There's only, there's only, I haven't been selling. I've been selling Paul's Howdie sacks.
[01:01:19] Jason Mantzoukas: Oh, smart.
[01:01:21] June Diane Raphael: Because there've been so many throughout years.
[01:01:22] Paul Scheer: But there was a couple left in that one. That last one. There's a couple left in there. Please don't.
[01:01:27] June Diane Raphael: I didn't know.
[01:01:27] Paul Scheer: Okay. Please. Anyway, I'll take this award. I'm throwing it in my sack.
[01:01:31] Scott Sonne: Congrats to Paul on another Howdie added to his sack. Will Jason finally win his first Howdie award? Find out this Friday in part two on the third Annual How Did This Get Made Howdie awards.
[01:01:47] See you then.